In a plot straight out of a low-budget crime flick, a gang from Scunthorpe has found themselves in the clutches of justice after their cannabis escapades went up in smoke like a poorly rolled joint. Humberside Police stumbled upon a rather peculiar operation where this motley crew armed themselves with baseball bats, raided rival cannabis […]
Tales of Stalkers, Speedsters, and Sticky-Fingered Shenanigans
Ah, the Grimsby court round-up, where tales of mischief and mayhem unfold like a Shakespearean tragedy, but with less poetry and more petty crime. Let’s dive into this carnival of misdeeds, shall we? First up, we have Keith Allen, a regular Romeo of the modern age, who decided to spice up his love life by […]
Aprils Tales from the Grimsby Courtroom Circus
In a shocking revelation that might make you question the moral compass of humanity, the Grimsby court round-up reads like a script straight out of a dark comedy. Magistrates, adorned with their judicial robes, had the pleasure of dealing with a colorful cast of characters, each seemingly vying for the title of “Most Brazen Offender […]
Caspian Crescent Caper Grimsby’s Bicycle Bandit Strikes Again!
In the sleepy town of Grimsby, where excitement typically comes in the form of a new fish and chip joint opening up, authorities are in a tizzy over a burglary on Caspian Crescent. Move over, Sherlock, we’ve got ourselves a real head-scratcher here. It seems this nefarious deed went down on a frosty Tuesday, January […]
Grimsby’s Axe Capade Choppy Waters on Stanley Street
Grimsby, the quaint little town where the birds chirp, the sun shines, and apparently, where axe-wielding enthusiasts roam the streets in broad daylight. Yes, you heard that right folks, in the delightful neighborhood of Stanley Street, a man was recently introduced to the sharp end of an axe. Reports flooded in around 3.50 pm on […]
Grimsby’s Grotesque Groper Ken Lee’s Lewd Legacy
In a town where the most thrilling pastime might be watching paint dry, leave it to Ken Lee, the self-proclaimed poster child for perversion, to spice things up. At a ripe age of 45, with ‘no fixed abode’ as if homelessness is a prerequisite for his chosen profession, Lee has left his mark on the […]
Blaze of Glory: Teens Spark Chaos Outside Grimsby Pub
Ah, the tender innocence of youth, glowing like a dumpster fire on a Sunday morning in Grimsby. It seems two enterprising youngsters, barely out of their diapers at the ages of 14 and 15, decided to spice up their weekend with a bit of arson drama outside the Bradley Inn pub. Because what else could […]
Easter Madness: Grimsby’s Spectacular Street Brawl and the Quest for Justice
In the wee hours of the morning, while most sensible folks were snuggled in their beds dreaming of chocolate eggs, the streets of Grimsby were transformed into a battleground straight out of a medieval epic. Reports flooded in to the ever-so-busy Humberside Police about a group of lads engaging in what can only be described […]