Ah, the Grimsby court round-up, where tales of mischief and mayhem unfold like a Shakespearean tragedy, but with less poetry and more petty crime. Let’s dive into this carnival of misdeeds, shall we? First up, we have Keith Allen, a regular Romeo of the modern age, who decided to spice up his love life by […]
Caspian Crescent Caper Grimsby’s Bicycle Bandit Strikes Again!
In the sleepy town of Grimsby, where excitement typically comes in the form of a new fish and chip joint opening up, authorities are in a tizzy over a burglary on Caspian Crescent. Move over, Sherlock, we’ve got ourselves a real head-scratcher here. It seems this nefarious deed went down on a frosty Tuesday, January […]
Grimsby’s Axe Capade Choppy Waters on Stanley Street
Grimsby, the quaint little town where the birds chirp, the sun shines, and apparently, where axe-wielding enthusiasts roam the streets in broad daylight. Yes, you heard that right folks, in the delightful neighborhood of Stanley Street, a man was recently introduced to the sharp end of an axe. Reports flooded in around 3.50 pm on […]
Grimsby’s Grotesque Groper Ken Lee’s Lewd Legacy
In a town where the most thrilling pastime might be watching paint dry, leave it to Ken Lee, the self-proclaimed poster child for perversion, to spice things up. At a ripe age of 45, with ‘no fixed abode’ as if homelessness is a prerequisite for his chosen profession, Lee has left his mark on the […]
Blaze of Glory: Teens Spark Chaos Outside Grimsby Pub
Ah, the tender innocence of youth, glowing like a dumpster fire on a Sunday morning in Grimsby. It seems two enterprising youngsters, barely out of their diapers at the ages of 14 and 15, decided to spice up their weekend with a bit of arson drama outside the Bradley Inn pub. Because what else could […]
Sock Stash Saga: Man Jailed for Third Public Knife Display
In a tale that wouldn’t be out of place in a cutlery-themed sitcom, Bradley Kiss, 29, of Cleethorpes, strutted into the limelight of Grimsby Crown Court for the third time, proudly brandishing his latest fashion accessory: a steak knife nestled snugly in his sock. Move over, James Bond, there’s a new style icon in town. […]