In a delightful turn of events yesterday, Humberside Police have decided to play a game of “Let’s Pretend We’re in an Action Movie” by closing down two roads in the charming town of Grimsby. Sources suggest that the catalyst for this impromptu roadblock may have been a person partaking in the thrilling hobby of magnet […]
Scunthorpe Gang’s Cannabis Crusade Lands Them in the Big House
In a plot straight out of a low-budget crime flick, a gang from Scunthorpe has found themselves in the clutches of justice after their cannabis escapades went up in smoke like a poorly rolled joint. Humberside Police stumbled upon a rather peculiar operation where this motley crew armed themselves with baseball bats, raided rival cannabis […]
Caspian Crescent Caper Grimsby’s Bicycle Bandit Strikes Again!
In the sleepy town of Grimsby, where excitement typically comes in the form of a new fish and chip joint opening up, authorities are in a tizzy over a burglary on Caspian Crescent. Move over, Sherlock, we’ve got ourselves a real head-scratcher here. It seems this nefarious deed went down on a frosty Tuesday, January […]
Grimsby’s Axe Capade Choppy Waters on Stanley Street
Grimsby, the quaint little town where the birds chirp, the sun shines, and apparently, where axe-wielding enthusiasts roam the streets in broad daylight. Yes, you heard that right folks, in the delightful neighborhood of Stanley Street, a man was recently introduced to the sharp end of an axe. Reports flooded in around 3.50 pm on […]